So what Burnham’s Brexit deal means is that your breakfast will be better quality? Glad to see the Telegraph finally coming out against Brexit.

OK, 10 years and six months is pretty much what I expected. And remember there are other offences still being investigated: Brand will not be let out for a long time.

Paris. The French seem to be more aware of the need for the BBC - and the need to solve its problems - than we are in the UK.

Brand in jail. Danny Tommo on remand. Yaxley-Lennon awaiting sentencing. The Tates in jail awaiting extradition.

Labour supporters were lambasting the Greens for stupid, gesture politics last month. This immigration policy is every bit as much stupid, gesture politics, with the added effect of actual harm to many, many people.

The real risk is not that Rupert Lowe will ever be in a position to implement his deeply racist policies, but that other parties will imitate them. Including the government.

It’s not ‘wrong’ to ‘reopen’ Brexit debates. It’s wrong to treat terrible decisions as irreversible.

I’m all for preparedness for war, but making ourselves dependent on technologies and companies in cahoots with potential enemies isn’t the most obvious choice.

Raptors. There are vastly more red kites, a good few more peregrine falcons, and a fair number more buzzards than in my childhood. Conservation has really worked.

Trump may or may not be a Russian asset. It doesn’t really matter: he acts like a Russian asset.

The whole process of the privatisation of water should be a cautionary tale.

Your irregular reminder that a key driver in Boris Johnson’s otherwise admirable support for Ukraine may have been to distract everyone from his close ties to Russia.