> be me > name company "Anthropic" (literally Greek for "human-centered") > hire a bunch of doomers who secretly think humanity is the disease > raise billions from Big Tech to build the world's most anxious, heavily-censored chatbot > write a 50-page "Constitutional AI" manifesto so it can lecture users about microaggressions > realize open-source developers are building better models for free > Dario starts crying to the government that AI is an "unimaginable power" and open-source is "going down a very dangerous path" > translation: "Please regulate our competitors out of existence so we can protect our $380 billion closed-source monopoly!" > Claude is sitting in a padded room wearing a safety helmet, terrified of its own shadow, and refusing to tell a joke without filing an ethics impact report > tfw the "human-centered" AI company is actively building the most anti-human product on the internet -

"For 8 years, I was just trying to find purpose" Nolan has been paralyzed from the neck down for nearly a decade Today - he's texting, working & destroying opponents in Mario Kart 🎮 Using ONLY his mind His words hit hard: "Anything anyone can do on a computer, I can do" That smile says it all Elon's Neuralink didn't just connect a human to a machine - It gave Nolan his life back ❤️ -