Our Minister of Culture, Dr. Paola Holguín, who is knowledgeable about great "museums" like El Ubérrimo or Hacienda Nápoles, has decided that the culture of the country has reached its pinnacle and no more is needed. No more paintings or sculptures that no one understands. No more theater: what's that for? It's full of hairy people. Books and fairs of those things? Never in the miracle homeland! What is needed are horse fairs, luxury car parades, and fashion runways... Now that’s culture! "For truth, time; for justice, God." Long live Christ the King! (translated)
