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Kutil Tona ironically wrote that he would not be able to get to the USA due to jokes about Donald Trump, of which he claims to have written more than Trump has read books. He would rather not go to Russia because he feared tea flavored with novichok. In Germany, he would have to wish that the AfD does not come to power, otherwise, according to him, he would be arrested just for the correct pronunciation of the word democracy. Upon returning to the Czech Republic, Andrej Babiš would not sell him even a sausage made from separate meat as punishment. In conclusion, he added that at least the Poles are friends. #humor #politika #satira (translated)

He referred to his senior political representative with a derogatory nickname and wrote that he had come into contact with a statesman, whom he ironically called the bravest of our time. He added that the photograph, in his opinion, spoke for itself, and attributed the image to the account Uninvited Guest. https://t.co/FHT0CMSnzm #humor #politika #vtip (translated)

DinGo stated that after creating a new account he encountered users again whom he referred to as collaborators and used offensive terms against them. He asked them if they were satisfied with how the situation was developing and the price of a full tank, then he blocked them. He claimed that the number of their active users or followers had not significantly increased and that their reach was weak and provocative posts were ineffective. He called for their blocking and stated that isolation, in his opinion, is effective: users then close themselves off into a small bubble and publish repetitive, unfunny content and memes. #Twitter #SociálníSítě #Izolace (translated)

The real estate buyer wrote that he had been involved in the real estate market for eleven years and began to publicly present himself under his own name at the end of 2022. In mid-2023, he stated that he started to point out that property prices had already fallen sufficiently, and his team began to buy. A year later, he claimed it turned out that they were buying almost at the bottom of the market. He noted that since the end of 2023, they had been making one acquisition after another and at the same time helped nearly 70 families acquire their own housing. By the end of 2024, he said he started to limit investment purchases because prices were distancing from economic reality and purchasing power. In 2025, he described the market as less rational and began to publicly recommend selling some properties. By the end of the year, according to him, they sold more than they bought, and properties that no longer made sense in terms of returns and costs were mostly sold at peak market prices. The real estate buyer stated that some clients had approved mortgages with a rate around 4.4% and at least a two-year term for drawing. He also wrote that the number of apartments on the public market increased by 35% and mortgage rates reached 5.4%. He added that his experience led him to encourage people to rely on their own judgment when making decisions, but to be prepared to bear the consequences of any mistake. #nemovitosti #investice #realitnítrh (translated)

That was a joke. And he (the deputy) responded to my joke with a joke, it was just hyperbole. I have no problem with the conservationists," Macinka said in response to a question from Novinky about whether he could clarify his statement about the conservation mafia. #KomunálníVolby #Motoristé #PamátkováPéče (translated)

Roman Maca referred to the senatorial duel between Sandra and economics professor Plevný as exceptionally well-executed. He wrote that Sandra instructed her opponent in a way that he believed resembled the advice of an expensively paid marketer, and that her performance seemed humorous because, according to Maca, it was not her own words. https://t.co/mANEqRM99B #politika #ekonomie #humor (translated)

A second-category wizard told a joke about a woman who was shot during the war, and after surgery, three bullets remained in her body. After the war, she got married and had two daughters and a son. When each of the children turned fifteen, the daughters came to her first with a problem: according to the joke, both daughters expelled a bullet while urinating. When her son came to her, the mother assumed that the same had happened to him. However, the son told her that he accidentally shot the neighbor while masturbating in the garden. #vtip #humor #příběhy (translated)

Dostikus wrote that the post reminded him of a joke that, in his opinion, only those who remember it would understand. He hinted that Monica Lewinsky is withholding evidence and added that it would seem exaggerated coming from anyone else, but not from Rajchl. https://t.co/MkNNU9pOGL #vtip #humor #pamětníci (translated)

Paula stated that the press conference took place before everyone from Brno agreed on cooperation without the ANO movement. She added that, apart from the conclusion, she did not consider what Alena Schillerová said important, but she was amused by the comments in the chat under the live broadcast. She also conveyed to Schillerová that it was deserved, as her arrogance was excessive. #fuckano #Brno #spolupráce #humor (translated)

Angelika Bazalová wrote that Igor Chaun demonstrated a filmmaker's sensitivity to the moment during his meeting with fifteen-year-old students. She described their conversation as a testament to the times and was particularly amused by the moments when the girls were unsure how to spell his surname. She reminded the students that Chaun was among the student leaders of 1989 and stated that he had directed approximately 60 documentary and feature films, written a number of screenplays, including the screenplay for the 1992 film Requiem for a Doll, and directed Czech Soda. Bazalová also criticized that someone explained to Chaun why, in his opinion, a "spy in a jet" was acceptable. She compared it to the behavior of communist officials before the Velvet Revolution, who, according to her, preached equality but considered themselves superior. She wrote that the particular spy behaved similarly and referred to himself as "the first among equals." She recalled the concerns at the time that the country would return to the past after thirty years and expressed her pity for Chaun. Finally, she noted that the girl in the background was visibly fidgeting during her classmate's speech, which, according to her, might have meant that she was having a hard time with the situation. She added that Veronika might still change her mind as she gains more sense. #dokumentárnífilm #sametovárevoluce #historie (translated)

Jura Háček stated that Andrej Babiš was honestly amused by Markéta Boubínová's question about whether he would take responsibility after the election results. He described Babiš's reaction as telling and his post-election speech as the most confusing of all. https://t.co/QhepMHHn3b #volby #Babiš #politika (translated)

Jura Háček wrote that he appreciated Jan Grolich's honesty, humility, uncorruptedness, and sense of humor, which he believed was demonstrated at the press conference. He called Grolich a "revelation" in politics and stated that other politicians should take him as an example. According to Háček, such an approach could change the entire political landscape; he added that Grolich did not represent Bentleys, gold chains, or McDonald's. https://t.co/iPojzAQf92 #politika #upřimnost #změna (translated)

Martin Jurica wrote that Jan Grolich significantly defeated what he referred to as "pro-corruption rot" in the first round. According to him, Karel Hajzlíček suffered unnecessarily. He also made a crude sexual insinuation mentioning cocaine. https://t.co/DySMguxQaq #politika #korupce #vtip (translated)