ElBuni wrote that the Argentine parakeet had allied with the white storks in Spain to expand its territory. He claimed that both species coexisted and that the parakeets used the storks as "tanks" to confront other birds, and suggested that this relationship could be considered geopolitical. https://t.co/x6lSFLTIYz #Geopolítica #CotorraArgentina #Cigüeña (translated)
ElBuni compared the U.S. casualties in Iran, which he estimated at 20, with the 25,000 monthly that he attributed to Russia, and pointed out that the latter was requesting more Colombians. He also wrote that China feared a war with Taiwan and referred to an Argentine ant with 30 million dead per year on a single front. https://t.co/SaJ5Xp9CzE #GuerraMundial #CrisisGlobal #Conflictos (translated)
ElBuni wrote that the neighborhood flooded every time it rained for the past 15 years and that the mayor blamed Milei. https://t.co/bxV61Cr15w #Inundaciones #Barrio #Política (translated)
ElBuni stated that the data was not stored in a cloud, but on servers of entrepreneurs, and said they had been lied to. He also referred to the Kirchnerists derogatorily and claimed that if they were the smartest, he did not want to imagine how the less intelligent would be. https://t.co/QQ2fPcDa2h #Datos #Tecnología #Privacidad (translated)
ElBuni described a battle between a militia of Rappi delivery drivers and a war vehicle attributed to Count Kicillof, whom he called a thief. He wrote that the group was trying to recover a motorcycle taken as a dowry. He set the scene in the "High fiefdom of Buenos Aires" in 2026. https://t.co/QVCxcd4EpN #BuenosAires #Milicia #RappiLibres (translated)
ElBuni attributed to Axel Kicillof a response in which, in the face of complaints about schools in poor condition, he questioned why they were not raised with Javier Milei and said he was not dealing with that issue. ElBuni noted that Kicillof had been governing Buenos Aires for seven years and stated that he was indeed addressing it. https://t.co/qIOpxBudfJ #Educación #Política #Argentina (translated)
ElBuni wrote that a video of Scaloni had appeared while watching "Sancor Seguros" and stated that his expression said it all. https://t.co/1PoEGmTNQK #Scaloni #Fútbol #Viral (translated)
ElBuni wrote that the day before, the team had sung to Messi over the microphone asking him not to retire. He added that he could no longer regret it and return to play against Togo or some similar opponent. https://t.co/Z7KZSEzGVM #Messi #SeleccionArgentina #Futbol (translated)
ElBuni stated that the Government had to bring the Secretary of Legal and Technical Affairs to explain that, without a law of national sovereignty, the Antarctic Treaty would be modified within four terms and the British would keep the resources. He also claimed that the Kirchnerists refused to vote for the initiative due to their rejection of Milei. https://t.co/GxUiwOFMvo #SoberaníaNacional #Antártico #PolíticaArgentinac (translated)
ElBuni wrote that in Arabia there were spaces filled with people who were crying over Messi's farewell. https://t.co/EWEvqprhdH #Messi #Fútbol #Despedida (translated)
ElBuni wrote that the day before, a guard had cried when saying goodbye to Messi, who was just a few meters away, but he couldn't turn around to look at him because he was working. He then placed the guard among the ten men who had suffered the most in the history of humanity. https://t.co/d9RAASiw93 #Messi #Fútbol #Emoción (translated)
ElBuni recounted that a Russian had gone to buy hot dogs and claimed that they tried to scam him at the kiosk. According to what he wrote, the man ended up publicly denouncing the store; he added that the Russians were slowly adapting. https://t.co/vFaZdcUFxV #estafa #Argentina #panchos (translated)
ElBuni stated that Kirchnerist supporters went out in groups to defend Chiqui Tapia and Sancor Seguros. According to what he wrote, the controversy was not about the inclusion of advertising, but rather that it was placed in the middle of the farewell and not at the end. https://t.co/KGECp9MsS4 #Fútbol #Argentina #Deportes (translated)
ElBuni stated that left-wing deputies in France showed up at a march and threw food at immigrants, whom he compared in a dehumanizing way to primates. https://t.co/fs9AW8gLFu #Francia #Inmigración #Política (translated)
ElBuni stated that each new video of the Sancor incident was better than the previous one. He claimed that Chiqui Tapia had committed a "terrorist attack" live and had unleashed a cognitive risk, in a scene that, he wrote, not even Lovecraft would have imagined. https://t.co/SGuL6GYsOD #Sancor #ChiquiTapia #CulturaPop (translated)
ElBuni wrote that people from different places were sharing how they had experienced the "Sancor Seguros". He described it as a traumatic experience and a terrorist attack against the Argentine mind, comparing it to a kaiju attacking Japan, but "greasier and browner". https://t.co/8S3RacWads #Argentina #Atentado #SancorSeguros (translated)
ElBuni wrote that a fan recorded the reaction of the crowd when Sancor Seguros appeared and stated that those present began to insult Tapia. https://t.co/UZuCzFdfnp #Fútbol #Hinchas #Reacciones (translated)
ElBuni joked that Messi was a doctor and had promoted a health insurance plan, and asked if he was announcing his new job. https://t.co/94AKO1OCyP #Messi #futbol #salud (translated)
ElBuni stated that the left had organized a large camp in a square in Madrid to create a parallel city. He added that the rain caught the participants by surprise and that the tents were flooding. https://t.co/6owlrgA8BU #Madrid #izquierda #acampe (translated)
ElBuni wrote that the Army was testing the training with the new ARAD 7. He also described the activity as very risky and stated that, according to C5N, the weapon had a remote English control that, if activated, would cause the shot to go backward and kill the soldier. https://t.co/JdNeO20j0F #Ejército #Adiestramiento #Riesgo (translated)
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