(TR) A little tip for the federal government: if you don't want to be hated internationally by everyone, maybe don't support war crimes all the time, best of luck continuing 👍
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(TR) If Germany had the atomic bomb, they wouldn't treat us this way anymore.
(TR) 2006: In the year after the election of a CDU chancellor, an animal (bear Bruno) keeps the country in suspense. The national team finished third in the summer fairy tale. 2026: In the year after the election of a CDU chancellor, an animal (whale Timmy) keeps the country in suspense. The national team...
(TR) Idea: for every day the temperature of an apartment is above 25° between May and September, the rent decreases by 100€.
(TR) Friedrich Merz has not referred to large parts of the population as "antisocial parasites" for at least 48 hours, I am getting a bit anxious, he is planning something big.
(TR) when fascism returns, it will not say “I am fascism,” but will say “that costs €7.99 processing fee and €3.99 shipping, best regards, your Eventim team :)”
(TR) A poor performance by the national team at the World Cup again would be detrimental to the open-minded, peaceful, and modern image of the extremely popular nation Germany.
(TR) We urge the foreign minister to finally stand up for the protection of the Sumud Flotilla and an end to the illegal blockade of Gaza…
(TR) If the national team is eliminated in the preliminary round, the AfD will get an absolute majority in the next poll, and that's not even a joke.
(TR) We are experiencing an unprecedented news inflation, Timmy, hantavirus, Ebola, tigers in Leipzig, chancellors being booed would normally have been enough news for a whole year, in 2026 these are the less interesting events in May.
(TR) The USA may be the first country whose image is not improved by the organization of the World Cup; with every news story about the tournament, it becomes clearer how completely messed up this country is. What does that mean, you aren’t allowed to WALK to the stadiums?
(TR) Now that Timmy is really dead, I somehow have the impression that loud-mouthed internet freaks might not always have the best ideas?
Europe is held together from Lisbon to Istanbul, from Reykjavik to Malta, by a common hatred of American tourists. (Original: Europa wird von Lissabon bis Istanbul, von Reykjavik bis Malta, zusammengehalten vom gemeinsamen Hass auf amerikanische Touristen) #TravelHumor #AmericanTourists #EuropeanCulture #PT #TR #IS #MT
Tourists, as soon as they have caught a mysterious virus that should not be spread. (Original: Touristen, sobald sie sich einen mysteriösen Virus eingefangen haben, den man nicht verbreiten sollte: https://t.co/24wY1J01FF) #TravelSafety #VirusOutbreak #PublicHealth #Nospecificcountriesarementionedinthearticle.
I just bought 16,000 rolls of toilet paper and will completely milk you dumb paying pigs as soon as the hantavirus lockdown hits. (Original: Ich habe gerade 16.000 Rollen Klopapier gekauft und werde euch dumme Zahlschweine komplett abmelken, sobald der Hantavirus-Lockdown hittet) #ToiletPaper #Hantavirus #PandemicProfiteering #DE
the last thing you see before it is decided after long and hard coalition negotiations that, in the context of maintaining the competitiveness of the location Germany, unfortunately, you have to sell your kidney before you get unemployment benefits (Original: das letzte was du siehst bevor nach langen schweren Koalitionsverhandlungen beschlossen wird, dass du im Rahmen der Erhaltung der Konkurrenzfähigkeit des Standorts Deutschland leider deine Niere verkaufen musst, bevor du Arbeitslosengeld bekommst https://t.co/wxGZJOOtCD) #PoliticalNegotiations #Germany #SocialSafetyNet #DE
Every child born on May 5, 2026, must be kept under observation for life; each of them could be the reincarnation of Timmy, who wants to take terrible revenge on us. (Original: jedes Kind, das am 5.5.2026 geboren wurde, muss sein Leben lang unter Beobachtung gestellt werden, jedes von ihnen könnte die Wiedergeburt von Timmy sein, der sich schrecklich an uns rächen will) #Reincarnation #ChildObservation #Timmy #Thearticledoesnotspecificallymentionanycountries.Therefore #theresponseis:
okay, I summarize: - Whale strands - Marine biologists: "he's dying, let him" - Nationwide TikTok mass psychosis - Marine biologists: "he's dying, let him" - Millionaires pull PR stunt and drag the whale away - Marine biologists: "he's dying" - Whale dies (Original: okay, ich fasse zusammen: - Wal strandet - Meeresbiologen: "der stirbt, lasst ihn" - deutschlandweite TikTok-Massenpsychose - Meeresbiologen: "der stirbt, lasst ihn" - Millionäre pullen PR-Stunt und schleppen den Wal weg - Meeresbiologen: "der stirbt" - Wal stirbt) #WhaleRescue #MarineBiology #TikTokTrends #DE